Excuse me!. Can I help you?.
Goodness! It's Juhi Chawla!
I'4ve to attend a shoot and my car'4s broken down.
Can you give me a lift?.
I?.! Why not?. Please come!
I'4m very fortunate to have found you.
I'4ll never forget this favour of yours for the rest of my life.
No favour at all! This is only my duty.
They don'4t "make'4 them like you anymore.
Madam'4s arrived! Hurry up!
You will meet me again, won'4t you?.
Why did you summon me so suddenly, Miss Juhi?.
There was no reason, really. I just felt like meeting you.
It's a very romantic place, isn'4t it?.
Y es, it is.
There are times when I think of the fate that would befall me...
..if I didn'4t have these strong shoulders supporting me.
Give me your word... you will always be with me!
What's this you'4re saying, Miss Juhi?.
Not " Miss Juhi'4... simply Juhi!
Goodness! Govinda?.! Who are you?.
Meet Mr Amar, Govinda.
Haven'4t I told you about him?.
So, he'4s the one who helped you at every step, eh?.
You'4re a very handsome young man.
Your tastes are improving, Juhi!
She'4s feeling shy...
Listen, when you'4re so handsome, why don'4t you try a career in fiilms?.
I'4ve received many offers. But I'4m being selective...
Come into my arms!
No, Gopal! This can'4t be!
Why not?. Only because I'4m poor?.
And you'4re rich?. No power on earth can keep us apart!
Come into my arms!
But try to understand a woman'4s helplessness, Gopal!
This heartless world...
..this world full of enemies will not let us live.
And that is the truth. The truth is that you love me!
You love me and I love you. Only this is true...
..the rest is fake! Forget it! Come and embrace me!
Embrace her tightly, Govinda!
What happened?.! I felt Shah Rukh Khan had arrived!
Shah Rukh Khan, Sunny Deol, Govinda ...they'4re the ones in your life!
I'4m told you'4re doing many fiilms with Sunny?.
Y es. People like us paired together.
And you?. I like it, too.
He'4s very handsome.
Why did you ask?. Are you feeling jealous?.
I'4m afraid I might kill someone!
You'4re upset?.
I was only joking. You'4re everything to me...
..you'4re my beloved.
It's true, Amar. I can'4t live without you now.
Let's get married somewhere.
Oh yes! I'4ll quit acting for you!
No! There'4s no need to do that!
Go ahead and act. I'4ll handle everything including the money!
But I'4ll choose your lead-men. And you must maintain a distance!
I treat God as witness and...
..accept you with all my heart and soul.
I too treat God as witness and...
..accept you with heart, soul and wealth!
Oh, Dad! You ruined my beautiful dream!
Did you have to arrive just as I was about to marr the heroine?.
Couldn'4t you wait for 2 minutes?. Shut up and get up!
He sits at the cash-counter and goes to sleep.
Haven'4t I told you, Babulal, not to let him near the cash-counter?.
How much of money does your cash-counter have anyway?.
A beggar of Bombay would have more loose change than you do!
Be careful, Babulal. Don'4t cut his ear off, like you did yesterday.
Careful! How can currency notes be here?.
He took a hundred rupees yesterday and blew it up!
Not blew it up, I " spent' it.
I had a haircut at T aj Mahal'4s saloon yesterday.
What?.! I shave a hundred people to put together Rs. 1 0000...
..and you tip people at the Taj?.! Your hair hasn'4t been cut, too!
They'4ve been cut in a style you can never tell.
Speaking a lot of English, eh?.
You fool! It was with the " change'4 from this cash-counter that I...
..got you educated with; threats and intimidations.
I somehow got you into college, too.
But they even kicked you out of there!
I wasn'4t kicked out... I quit on my own!
In fact, the Principal couldn'4t understand what I said.
I have many ideas in my brains... dying to pop out!
They'4re meant for the nation, and for this generation...
And especially so, for the fathers!
Because, till the parent does not improve, the nation cannot, too!
The Principal'4s son could understand this...
..but the Principal couldn'4t.
But you...
I'4ll shave off your hair without even applying water!
Oh come on, Pop!
If you shave my hair, people'4ll think you'4ve...
Shut up, donkey! Peace, father, peace...
I have a new idea. Why don'4t we sell this shop?.
We'4ll get good money.
I mean, we can open a bangles-shop with that money.
A bangles-shop?. Y es. A bangles-shop.
Just imagine...
..we'4ll be surrounded by beautiful faces all day.
I'4ll make the daughter'4s try out the bangles...
..while you will be busy with the mothers.
The sound of laughter... and the meeting of eyes...
..the spread of their tresses and the slipping of their veils!
Their pretty and delicate hands will be in your fat, ugly paws!
You'4ll very lovingly make them wear the bangles.
They'4ll gracefully make sounds of protest.
You will, meanwhile, make noises of mischief!.
I told you to take care of his ears!
It's because of you! Because of me?.!
You'4re distracting him! Get out! Get out!
Watch it, Pop. I can'4t say about you, but I command respect here.
Respect indeed! You steal change from the counter!
You beggar! Pretending to be a hero, eh?.
You'4re angry now, father. I'4ll explain it this evening.
You mean you will return in the evening?.!
No father can possibly have such a useless son as you are!
Indeed there must be!
Like father, like son!
My left-eye'4s twitching a lot today.
That's considered to be a good omen!
You'4ll receive good news from everywhere.
Good news, my foot!
The day I became a father was the last of my good days!
From that day to the present...
..my son Prem has never given me the opportunity to be happy!
I make the hard-earned money, and he blows it up!
Who are you cribbing about?.
My son! But what brings you here?.
Have you forgotten?. You owe the moneylender Rs. 50000.
What nonsense!
Oh yes! The money must be paid, right?.
Here'4s the money in 5 crisp 1 0000-rupee notes!...
Prem has cleaned out my money-box!
Why are you making excuses?.
That poor chap'4s sitting at '4'4W ow W ow Studios'4'4
'4'4Wow Wow Studious'4'4, eh?. Y es.
The fiilm-bug, Johny, has bitten him real badly!
He'4s swindling my son!
This Johny had sent my father to Bombay promising a career in fiilms!
He still hasn'4t returned!
You fiind him standing like this in the crowd scenes in some fiilms.
He'4s conning my son, this Johny! Where'4s my stick?.
W ow! What a face!
What a mug!
It's the only one of its kind!
What was that?. I spat to ward off evil!
Well, teacher, I'4ll become a star, won'4t it?.
" Become'4 a star?. You'4re already a star, pal!
Get on with the Production now!
It's already started. I'4ve even spoken to Amitabh.
What about me?. You'4ll play the main lead!
He'4ll only play your father.
Will he " do'4?. Do?.! It's more than done!
Amitabh and I... the father and the son...
..and the ensuing clash between the two!
Wow! What a scene!
Steaming hot... the tea at '4'4Wow Wow Productions'4'4
Here you are, sir!
Get him a cold drink.
Any news of the call we were to receive from Subhash Ghai?.
Oh, that?.! It's due any moment!
I had sent your photographs to Subhash Ghai.
He needs a new "mug'4 like yours, for a fiilm he'4s making.
It's called " The Romance of Dracula'4'4
Don'4t forget my role!
Y es, " Subbu'4?. It's Subhash Ghai on the line!
Convey my respects, too, Sir!
Did you like the photographs?.
What?.! It's created a furore in the whole of Bombay?.!
Have people liked it so much?.
What?.! Oh no...
Is that so?.
He showed your photographs to Madhuri Dixit.
What did she say?. She'4ll work only with him?.
And with nobody else?.! That's wonderful!
She even kept a snap of his with herself?.!
Oh no!...
There are two heroines in the fiilm. He'4s spoken to Juhi, too.
She has your address. She'4ll be here to meet you.
Will both of them " do'4?.
" Do'4 did you ask?.! Of course they will!...
Hey, get up! Listen to me...
Your work is now accomplished.
But the respect and honour of '4'4Wow Wow Productions'4'4 is ruined!
The shopkeeper says that if he does not get Rs. 50000immediately...
..he'4ll take away your camera from here!
I try to give the Film Industry new faces...
..and they want to take away my camera!
It's only a camera, after all. Not his good-fortune!
Give away the camera! Wait!
He wants to pay up! Give it to him...
Throw this money in his face!
I'4ll do the hitting on your face!
You'4re squandering away my money on this baldie!
He'4s making me a star! A star, eh?.
He can'4t be a peon himself!.
I'4ll make you the hero in my fiilm, too, uncle!
You old sinner! You'4ve even conned my father!
And you'4re pretending to be young, eh?.
Listen carefully...
..if you fool my foolish son any further...
..I'4ll put a needle in one ear and pull it out of your other!
I'4ll seal your ears, not to speak of shut mouths!
Call me a fool if you like, but I'4ll achieve something in life!
Hello! Hello, yourself!.
Stitch-up your lips and hold the tailors'4 scissor in your hand!
I can'4t do that, father! Can'4t do it?.
W ould you like a begging-bowl then?.
No, father... I can see my goal ahead!
There'4s the Police Station and the graveyard ahead!
Which of the two is your goal, son?.
How do I explain?.
The " star'4 of my destiny, is about to shine!
Is it true that you'4ve come to India only to get married?.
Y es. What's so surprising?.
The only daughter of the fiilthy-rich Ramgopal Bajaj...
..you'4ve been to the whole of the world.
But why did you choose India to get married?.
I mean, why the Indian boys.
I believe that people here are in love with love...
I mean, they use their hearts, not their brains.
I too am looking for one such crazy chap.
You'4ll fiind him! It's a country of crazy people!
You'4ll fiind thousands of them!
You haven'4t said something, have you?.
You'4ve heard nothing, right?. Oh nothing!
I spoke a little. Can something go wrong if I speak?.
You say something, they understand another thing...
..they understand little, but write a lot...
..they write here, it's published elsewhere...
..whatever is published, is strange...
..and that strange something could lead to everything strange!
Y es... It'll lead to something.
Who are you, " Miss Something'4?.
This is Karisma. She'4s my...
One last question. If you come across two boys...
..one intelligent and the other large-hearted, whom will you choose?.
They will both be rejected.
Because she likes boys a bit large-hearted.
And intelligent, too.
Isn'4t Mr Rustom there?.
Why does she sell stale eatables?.
How are you, Amar?.
Hasn'4t the strike been called off, Mr Ahmed?.
No, it's still continuing. I can'4t understand Govt. policies.
For all that the leaders do, we pay for it, right?.
Looks like I'4ll have to do something.
The bum'4s arrived at last!
Are you newly employed?. Switch on the fan.
The old thing can fall on your head at any time.
The Beauty from London now in India.
In search of an eligible bachelor.
What a babe! She looks like a fiilm-star!
She'4s come here to get married. Go on and read...
The person whom she marries will inherit Rs. 500 crores!
Besides two factories in London. A diamond-business in Switzerland!
There'4s a farmhouse, too!
She'4s not a girl, she'4s a jackpot!
That's enough! This news is for me!
For you?.! Ofcourse!
She'4s my heroine! Am I dead, then?.!
She'4s here in India, only for me!
Bravo, my boy!
Manage to trap her just once...
..Iike I'4ve trapped you...I mean, like I'4ve made you the hero...
..and bring her here.
Our '4'4Wow Wow Productions'4'4 will then become an international company.
After which, we'4ll make fiilms only in English.
We'4ll need lots of money for this!
Money can be arranged.
Sell your father'4s shop and his house.
Give me half the money, and vanish with the other half.
I'4ll sit here and fiinalise the story, set-up and music.
Only bring the girl, and become a star.
You ungrateful wretch!
You compete with me, before my very shop!
It's not my own business, sir, it's yours!
Amar drove everybody out of the shop, sir.
I wonder what's happened to Amar. He'4s mumbling to himself!.
Mumbling to himself?.!
You?.! Hats off to you!
I always knew you had it... But so much!...
Amar salutes you!
What's going on?. I asked you stand outside.
You donkey! Father?.! It's you!
I was awaiting you.
You'4re great! You'4re exemplary! There'4s no father like you!
You'4re worth worshipping. You'4re supreme!
In fact, I'4ve realised that you'4re not even man...
You'4re a great-soul!
Great! Simply superb! You'4re the Knowledgeable One!
At last you'4ve heard my prayers, O Lord!
He did that 26 years ago!
Where are your feet?. I want to fall at them!
Oh forget it, son. But tell me...
..what did you suddenly discover in me?.
You don'4t know your own virtues, father!
You'4re so great, because you happen to be Amar'4s father!
I recognise you now. Everybody will, too, in the future.
They'4ll say, " "there goes Amar'4s father'4'4
The cops will say that, too!
'4'4There goes Amar'4s father'4'4
Whenever I'4m happy, you seem to be sad, father!
What else can I do?.
As and when you'4ve been happy, I'4ve been ruined.
Do you remember, when I fiirst bought you a bicycle?.
You were very happy.
But you crashed into my father'4s legs.
And till the time he died, he was known as the lame-duck.
The next time you were happy was when...
..I bought you a fiirework called Ram Bharose Rocket...
..you fiired it, and burnt down Gupta'4s shop.
I'4m still paying for the damages.
The third time you were happy was when...
..you pulled the string from your aunt's slip...
Forget the past!
I'4m about to do something for which I was born!
And what is that?.
Stop worrying and imagine...
..a cigar worth Rs. 500 in your hand instead of a 500 paise "beedi'4!
And a hat instead of this cap!
A suit and imported shoes!
How does it feel, dad?. Great!
But how will all this be possible?.
I'4m going to marr a rich girl! Is it?.
We'4ll be rich after that!
I'4ll open many such shops for you.
Then why don'4t you get married quickly?.
You'4ll have to sell off your third-rate saloon for that...
..and give me Rs.25,000000!
Rs. 25,000000 -?.! You won'4t get a penny!
Get out! Out you go!
Here'4s the money. Return the 25 paise.
The big noise you make for 25 paise!
That's how I'4ve built this house of mine!
Hi!...How was your pilgrimage?. Could you see the deity?.
There was a big crowd...
..but somehow I managed to get in.
What's the noise for?. Has the moneylender'4s house been sold?.
Not the moneylender'4s; your house'4s sold.
My house is sold?.! Hold this!...
..who sold it?.!
But why are you dragging me?.
Keep the stuff down! Father!
He even screams!
F-A-T-H-E-R!
What's it, son?. Who'4s this?.
He'4s Liyaqat. Liyaqat who?.
He owns a butcher'4s shop at Chimney Street.
You mean he'4ll slaughter animals instead of using the scissors!
Who are you?. Who am I?.
'4'4Here I am, O beloved, with my heart fiilled with Love'4'4
I own this house. I went out and you occupied it!
So what if you did!
So, it's you, eh?. Greetings!
When were you discharged from the hospital?.
Your son said you were being treated for a mental disorder.
Mental disorder?. What's all this?.
'4'4Now don'4t be so angry with me, O darling'4'4
You have a good son.
He said he needed money for his father'4s treatment.
I gave him Rs. 22,000000 for this house.
He took the money! This is my ancestral property, Sir!
It used to be. It no longer is.
I'4ll deal with you, Prem!
'4'4This beautiful weather and the crazy winds... '4'4
'4'4...may sweep you off your feet'4'4
Bravo, Babulal, my loyal friend...
..you'4re continuing my business even outside!
Not your business anymore, sir. It's my own, this time.
Your business is closed. Your shop has been sold!
Amar sold it to Shankar when you went away for 2 days.
Your son has sold this shop to me.
I'4ll sell bangles in this shop now!
He left a note for you.
Wealth worth Rs. 500 crores.
The only heir.
I had seen her when she was small.
The poor thing will see very few days of her youth.
'4'4So fiilled with magic are these days of spring'4'4
'4'4I hope they don'4t take away my breath'4'4
She'4s coming to India to get married...
It's funny how death drags a person all over the world.
It's good...it'll be an interesting game to play.
Ask Bhalla to take D'4Souza'4s place at Shanti Villa.
Y es, sir.
'4'4Watch out, my darling... '4'4
But Mr Bhalla has a fantastic idea, sir...
..why don'4t we throw D'4Souza from a cliff at Junagadh...
'4'4Lest you lose control'4'4
'4'4Come, let me give you support'4'4
Keep Bhalla'4s ideas to yourself.
How each card of this game has to be dealt...
..is something I know very well.
This is the biggest game of my life.
I'4ll make each and every move very carefully.
None of them is any good, Robert!
They all have some defect or the other.
'4'4There'4s anger on the brow, but a smile on your lips'4'4
Coming to India was a waste of time!
'4'4Oh for this grace, I'4d die for you! '4'4
I'4m very angry with my manager, D'4Souza!
How dare he present such pictures to me!
Where is he, by the way?. He'4s no more, Madam.
Who are you?. Who'4s he, Robert?.
He'4s our new manager.
The name'4s Vinod...but everybody in town calls me Bhalla.
But where'4s D'4Souza?. Y es?.
He'4s " off, Madam.
'4'4Oh! I'4ll die... I will not be able to live! '4'4
He means D'4Souza is on a long-holiday.
Now I will make all the arrangements here.
I can'4t fiigure out anything. Okay, you may leave now.
'4'4Don'4t give me those looks, O dear'4'4
Madam wants to rest, and we'4ve got work to do.
Oh Mother!
It was the same again.
Okay, please go ahead.
You go ahead. No, you go on.
Go ahead. Please do.
A couple of aristocratic gentlemen lost their train in this manner.
Mr Raj Kapoor has dealt with this in detail in " Bobby'4.
So, before the bus departs, let me get in. You can follow me.
Oh sure! Please do! Come on...
'4'4Okay, I won'4t be angry anymore'4'4
What do you do?. Nothing.
'4'4I'4ll now look into your grievances'4'4
I mean, I don'4t have to work at all.
My father has made a pile. He'4s got a flourishing business.
What business?.
We'4re into garments. We export garments...
Nothing is sold here... everything is exported!
'4'4My heart now knows, where my goal lies'4'4
You must have heard the name... Chaudhary and Sons!
Oh yes! Chaudhary and Sons!
I'4ve heard the name. You have?.
'4'4Stop making those naughty gestures at me'4'4
The raw material you use, is from our company.
The Mehta Group... it's a very big company.
We give a lot of people goods on credit...
I think Chaudhary and Sons owes us money, too.
That's okay. I'4ll check the accounts!
'4'4Mehta Textiles! '4'4
'4'4When there'4s no Chaudhary & Sons how can there be Mehta Textiles?. '4'4
'4'4Chaudhary & Sons, eh?. '4'4
'4'4He looks like a worker in an Indian-smokes factory! '4'4
'4'4The bloody rotten mango! '4'4
Where did you buy that cap from?. From France?.
Oh no, it's from Switzerland.
I go there very often. I like the Sunset there.
The cap'4s very nice, too. It looks good on you.
'4'4He looks like an ape with a watermelon on his head! '4'4
Where did you get this jacket from?. Is it a Chaudhary & Sons product?.
Oh no. It must be from America then.
Oh no, I got it from New Y ork.
Oh?.!... I thought it was American.
'4'4He'4s as big a liar as I am'4'4
'4'4He looks like a monkey retired from the circus! '4'4
Where are you both going?. To Ooty.
I'4m going to Ooty, too. Is it?. You too?.
We seem to have the same goal. We'4ll have a nice trip.
You'4re very much "that'. What?.
" That'. What?.
That!
" That', eh?. " That' I am.
The love-birds are here, but where are my guys?.
'4'4Two young men have set out to make their lives'4'4
'4'4Smart chaps both, who are called crazy'4'4
Where were you?. We fell asleep, sir.
Where'4s the gun?. I have it, sir.
'4'4In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful... '4'4
Here it is.
What's this?. This is Vasco Da Gama'4s gun.
Which " Mama'4 (Uncle')
'4'4...from whom they'4ll steal a glance, but save their hearts! '4'4
It's Vasco Da Gama'4s gun.
You don'4t have to aim with this.
Just imagine the guy and fiire... it fiinds its target!
Let me take a look, Sir.
What was that?.
What do you think went wrong?.
That's life, pal... You win some, lose some.
It's all part of the game. Hadn'4t I asked you to return?.
That you couldn'4t win here?.
Just think; there'4s such a difference between you and Raveena.
'4'4There'4ll be some gal somewhere, to whom we'4ll belong'4'4
You need looks and luck to marr such a wealthy girl.
You lack both.
'4'4If one is compelled to die for her... '4'4
I know very well...
'4'4...one will die, but save life a little! '4'4
..the broken heart, affects the brains, too.
Look what I'4ve got. Rum to drive away sorrows...
Have this tonight, to lessen your burden of sorrow.
But don'4t get hooked; it affects your liver.
I'4ve got something to talk to you about.
Go upstairs. I'4ve no time. Talk to Prem.
You'4re misunderstanding me.
I don'4t talk to sevants. Good-bye.
I want to say something to you, Prem.
But that shouldn'4t affect our relationship.
Relationship?. What relationship?. You'4re a strange girl!
I'4m not what you think I am.
Meaning?. I'4m not Karisma.
What difference does it make?.
If not Karisma, you could be Jamila, Shakila, Sunita or Papita...
..whatever you are, my boat has capsized!
You see, that Raveena is not Raveena...
.. she'4s me and I'4m her.
You are not you, it's her...
.. she'4s not her, she'4s you.
You are not you and she'4s not her.
Am " I'4 what I am, or not what I am?.
Who am " I'4?.
Idiot! I'4m Ramgopal Bajaj'4s daughter, Raveena Bajaj.
She'4s our accountant Harishankar'4s daughter, Karisma.
What?.! Y es.
We had swapped names.
I wanted a boy to love me, and not my wealth.
Hey! What are two cups for?. Take away one of them!
And that love... I'4ve found in your eyes, Prem.
I'4ll also have tea. We'4ll share the tea, pal!
Really?.
It strengthens friendship. Does it?.
Go on and drink.
We'4re not sharing tea, my friend. We'4re sharing love.
I have never liked India.
What are you doing?. I'4ll pay! T ake the money back!
Even my friends used to tell me this.
But why?. It's not fair. Take it back!
It doesn'4t matter. It does. Take it back!
'4'4Amar, you'4re not made for this country'4'4
That's no friendship... Okay.
'4'4You should be elsewhere'4'4
I'4ll take it... Pay for it, if you insist.
But I'4ll pay the next time. You can'4t always pay it!
It's good that you came from abroad and like a jeweller...
..recognised a diamond.
Hey Danny boy! Take this.
Otherwise, the people here are, well...Iike Indians.
Our friendship will set an example in the days to come.
They could never know my true worth.
I'4ve been trying to tell you...
Amar! Look at that... your future sister-in-law!
You'4re trying to say that after marriage we'4ll stay in London.
That we will have to do.
To handle the huge business empire of your father...
Are you getting married to Madhuri Dixit?.
..I'4ll have to stay in London.
No, not that picture. The one below that.
You want to share your joy.
I believe in that, too. Excuse me...
She'4s not my sister-in-law, but yours, understand?.
Amar, our friendship... To hell with it!
I'4ll get married to her!
The evening shall be spent in our name.
You'4re doing a somersault! So what?.
The champagne and dinner for the evening, for all of you, is on us!
I could tell from the look of you! Marr Raveena, my foot!
Do you know how you look in that two-penny cap?.
Applause!
It looks like a watermelon on an ape'4s head!
Insult?.! And you?.! This jacket from the street-shops...
How'4s that possible?. You see, I can understand you.
..makes you look like a retired monkey from a circus!
Bloody monkey! Rotten-mango! I won'4t spare you!
I won'4t spare you!
Careful!
Rascals! Getting into fiights?.! I'4ll lock you up!
Come on! We won'4t fiight, Sir!
Poor chap.
I think he'4s drunk everything.
Our bags are in the bus, sir!
It happens...
..a broken heart affects the brains.
Peace! Peace!
Now, what can be done?. I tried to make him understand.
That's a good combination!
This looks like a new Police Station, sir.
To return to Bhopal.
It's brand new!
That nothing was possible here. But he wouldn'4t listen.
Sir, they... Quiet. We'4re talking.
You remain quiet. It's new. Built in 2 months.
Now listen Amar... It's too late.
Sir, they both... I know they'4re Amar and Prem.
The poor chap'4s youth will be spent in an asylum.
You mustn'4t interfere when there are big people talking.
Why don'4t you understand, Amar! Please explain, Raveena.
Quiet! But they were...
Everything here is new; including the furniture!
I'4m not Raveena, I'4m Karishma. She'4s Raveena Bajaj.
I'4m only waiting for someone to cut the "ribbon'4.
She'4s Ramgopal Bajaj'4s only heir.
The lock-up will have to be inaugurated, you see!
I'4m his accountant, Harishankar'4s daughter.
For that, I need a thief, a rascal, a loafer...
I did all this at Raveena'4s instructions.
Prem...is not crazy. He'4s dancing in glee.
..he'4ll inaugurate the lock-up and I'4ll enjoy myself!.
Raveena must have told him the truth.
We'4ll take your leave now, sir.
Prem has won what you badly wanted.
It's been a pleasure meeting you.
I'4d brought them here for the inauguration, sir!
I have no wealth, Amar. I have nothing.
They'4re both ruffiians.
They were fiighting it out on the streets!
It wasn'4t me. It was him! Y es, sir...
'4'4What have things come to... '4'4
No, sir! It was him. He started it, sir.
He hit me fiirst, sir. But who kicked fiirst?.
Why did you abuse me?. Didn'4t you abuse me, too?.
'4'4... since I have fallen in love with you'4'4
But I didn'4t abuse him, sir!
I'4ll lock both of you! Look at my face, sir...
..do I look capable of fiighting?.
I'4m a follower of non-violence, sir.
He'4s a liar, sir. He'4s being "misled'4 by your looks!
It's good that we took this route, isn'4t it?.
He thinks you'4re a fool! Fool?.!
Or Gogo would have held us! How was the idea?.
He called you a fool! He abused you!
I too could have called you a donkey?. But did I?. No!
Where'4s your boss, Teja?. We don'4t know.
Because I know that your appearance is deceptive.
Why do you always harass us because of him?.
The two of you are calling me names in "my'4 Police Station!
I won'4t spare him. I'4ll have his eye-balls for marbles!
I want my money! You'4ll get your money!
Where is it... I'4ll shoot you both!
Teja'4s brother is bringing diamonds from London.
He abused you. Lock him up! Let me go!
He'4ll sell the diamonds and pay you off!.
The Inspector'4s busy... to hell with the Commissioner!
I don'4t want the money. Good.
I want the diamonds!
It was the Commissioner'4s phone!
Get down! Why?.
He'4s put you to trouble, sir!
I'4ll steal something, since I'4m here! It's family business!
Look at his audacity! He wants me locked up!
Mogambo'4s nephew, Gogo!
I know you'4re great and have recognised him at the fiirst glance!
He'4s flattering you, sir!
He took our scooter the last time and our bicycle now...
He'4s cut the ribbon, sir! There'4s less of sugar.
Get some sugar! He had your tea, sir!
..and the next time...
My tea!
Throw him in the cell, sir!
Did you see that?. Gogo'4s gimmicks?.!
He drank my tea; called me names!
I'4m fed up with both of you!
He'4s not at the bus-stop and not at the tea-shop...
Can we go, sir?. N-00!
I'4ll deal with both of you separately.
Where have you been?. Why?. What's wrong?.
With me fiirst, sir. I'4m in a hurry.
Nothing yet... But she went away crying.
I'4m not in a hurry, sir!
Who?. Which Raveena?.
Go away...go and sit there. Go!
The one who was fiirst Raveena and is now Karisma?.
Is it the one who pretended to be the sevant?.
Sit down. He waves his gun for nothing!
Or is it the one who pretended to be money-bags?.
I had picked Prem'4s pocket.
" Your'4 Raveena! What happened to her?.
Let me see how much "bread'4 the bloody millionaire has!
She went away crying. She said she'4d commit suicide.
The bloody ape!
What are you saying?. Read it.
Where did she go?. There.
Is there nothing?.
'4'4Shame on you, thief?.! '4'4
Okay... Go and sit there.
But, sir... Sit down there!
Come here. Who?. I?.
Come here!
What's wrong?. Why are you screaming?.
What happened?. I almost died!
What does this mean?. What have you written?.
What's wrong with that?. I really came here to die...
Oh Mother!
..but I found it a bit too high.
Listen to me! But... sir...
I'4ll jump from down below. It'll hurt less.
I'4ll show you something instead. Come with me...
Come with me and look at this...
What nonsense is this?. What's my life to you, anyway?.
..I'4ve brought the thief you were looking for!
Your love for me wasn'4t real in any case.
Don'4t let his innocent face deceive you!
He is, in fact, a dangerous criminal!
Look Raveena...I mean, Karisma...
Look at me... Look into my eyes.
Now lock him up, after charging him appropriately.
Does my love seem fake to you?.
Wait a minute...
What are you looking at me and the snap for?.
I admit I had come to enact a farce.
Look at him and then at the snap!
But I'4ve really fallen in love with you.
That's not me, Sir! Shall we go?.
Whoever you are, however you are...I love you.
He'4s a twin-brother!
Your friend has hurt my friend'4s heart.
'4'4My father always said I'4d make a big name for myself'4
If something happens to her...
..I'4ll never forgive you!
Give him a big hand!
'4'4Our darling son will accomplish something so big... '4'4
But Karisma... Not Karisma, Raveena!
My friend talks a lot, but he'4s a nice chap.
Here'4s your wallet.
Would I leave your wallet, when you had picked mine?.
He'4d never hurt your friend.
She'4s gone to end her life! What about that?.
It has 5 bucks. You'4ll need the dough. Bye!
Nothing. What?.
Amar could even con the God of Death and bring Him here.
There'4s no vacant room in this lodge.
Give me a cot then. There'4s no cot, too!
They'4ll be here any moment, arm in arm.
I'4ll manage under the cot, too.
Now listen... Look. God'4s looking at you!
Like you, I'4m His devotee too!
Where were you?. She went to end her life.
I'4ll die, if I don'4t fiind place to sleep today.
She wanted less height. I brought her back.
Suppose I die, my blind sister...
Didn'4t I say, Karisma... What did you say?.
..and my poor mother, who'4s a widow...
It's very confusing! Oh yes, it is!
My blind sister and my mother who'4s a widow...
This is a great problem.
We'4re not concerned with what your real names are...
God! I was about to commit a grave sin!
Listen, I have a room upstairs. It'll do.
..your names will be what we have always called you!
There'4s a lot of stuff there... It will do.
You'4re Raveena, for me. And you'4re Karisma!
Let's go. You'4re not a man...
What?.! You'4re a Great Soul!
Don'4t talk... Just listen.
Atleast meet Amar and Prem once, Dad.
We'4ve known them well. They'4re one in a million.
Where have you brought me, Mr Sewaram?.
They'4re not only handsome, but able and sensible too.
Don'4t talk. Only listen.
It's 8 '4O Clock. Where'4s my newspaper?.
You don'4t snore, do you?. Oh no.
There'4s a graveyard nearby; the dead shouldn'4t complain.
Everything should be done at its time.
Have a bath between 1 and 2 in the morning when there'4s water.
Prem is a very good man. Amar'4s good at heart.
Between 1 and 2 in the morning... Don'4t talk. Listen...
They'4re wonderful. Intelligent.
Handsome, wise... Good-hearted...
Don'4t mess with the ceiling-fan. It can fall anytime.
And don'4t switch on the lights after Sunset.
Where'4s my tea?.
There'4s a time for everything.
But it's only after Sunset...
What I mean is how will I change?.
Why do you need lights to change your clothes?.
I'4ve been hearing about them since I'4ve arrived.
T ake them off and go to sleep!
Do you plan to show something?. Oh no!
Nobody seems to be asking about me.
The fatso doesn'4t even allow the lights to be switched on!
Call them at 7 tomorrow.
That's okay, sonny-boy...
..once you get Raveena, there'4ll be lights all around.
Is it time for the sugar, sir?.
Listen carefully or you could ruin everything.
Lights all around.
Uncle speaks little. Hears little, too.
I'4m exhausted...
Is he deaf?. Don'4t talk nonsense with him.
This is the bed... Iet's sleep now.
Don'4t be quiet out of fear, okay?. What's there to fear?.
It's a matter of love. Of getting married...
..we marr at home with consent; in the temple without it...
Your Amar has arrived, Raveena.
Right?. I thought so too.
Prem really put me into trouble.
But it was your love which saved me.
There must be many donkeys dreaming about you, Raveena.
But when you meet Prem (Love')...
..you'4ll fall head over heels in love with him!
My love!
What are you doing here?. And what are you doing here?.
Put your hands down. You'4re three minutes late!
Do you know the value of three minutes?.
I think the idiot's dead. His spirit is roaming...
One can fiinalise deals worth crores in that much time!
I had reseved six minutes for you.
It must be your spirit.
Three minutes for you to speak and three for me.
Get lost! You get lost!
Go...get lost...damn you... Go...get lost...Oh mother!...
You'4ve lost your three minutes; Now only listen...
Amar and Prem...
Hey, Amar... How are you?.
" First Class'4. How are you?. " Tip Top'4!
..full of purity and devotion.
Y-O-U?.! Y-O-U?.!
What are you doing here?. How about you?.
Your names had suggested that you were glamour-struck vagabonds.
I came here fiirst! By conning me!
You picked my pocket fiirst! You did!
But you'4re useless parasites, too.
What did you say?.!
What's going on?. Fighting and arson in my lodge?.!
While you do certainly look like illiterate bums...
..you proved to be greater fools when you...
Not fiighting!... This is affection!
..thought I'4d agree to this match.
We were separated in our childhood. Which explains the affection!
My three minutes are not up.
Lots of love! Why did you get separated?.
I'4ve brought up these girls with a lot of love and affection.
But I think they need medical help...
It wasn'4t me...we were separated in the fair held at Kumbh!
..because they'4ve chosen rascals like you.
It was because he left my hand. Why did you do that?.
Pull the fiinger out of the mouth and get lost!
Come and embrace me, brother...
What happened?. What else?.
He tried to throw his weight around and started bragging.
Never leave me now!
About his achievements and status.
You'4ve become very fat! Naughty boy!
I told him that we were not concerned with whatever he was!
It's for you to see, as to how we are!
Quiet!... He was absolutely quiet!
He really felt that what I had said made sense.
Tell them what I said, too. Oh yes!
His spirits also rose, when he saw me. What's that you said?.
Make up for the lost years. Your love and affection...
I shut him up! I gave 2 answers for each of his question.
..reminds me of that episode of Ramanand Sagar'4s '4'4Ramayan'4'4...
..in which Lord Rama and Bharat were united.
There was one question, and two answers...!
It was only questions and answers and then... silence!
A long silence...
You should do something to win his respect.
Glory to the Lord...
For instance, suppose Ramgopal Bajaj gets into some problem...
..and you rescue him!
He himself is the " problem'4! What problem will be get into?.
Not two... take away one cup of tea...
Bloody Hitler!
Just suppose the old man gets kidnapped...
..we'4ll share the tea. It'll strengthen our friendship.
Keep it there!
..and the two of you risk your lives to save him!
What friendship?. To hell with it!
I'4m telling you Raveena'4s not for you.
Won'4t both of you be heroes then?.
Is that a marriage-plan or a death-trap?.
You don'4t understand and instead get angry!
Be a good boy and return to Bhopal.
He'4s talking about risking lives!
You'4re threatening me!
We won'4t risk our lives! Who'4ll kidnap him anyway?.
Do you see these muscles?. I'4ll crush you!
We will kidnap him.
Flexing muscles, idiot?.! Raveena'4s mine! Hear that!
We'4ll ask for a ransom of 5 lakhs, but you come and rescue him!
Y es. She'4s your sister-in-law.
Isn'4t the problem solved?. Very simple!
What are you fiighting for?.
The deseving person from the trio will get her.
Who'4s the third?. Who'4s the third, punk?.
The man'4s a real " clock'4, sir!
I'4m there, too. You?.!
How dare you?.! How could you even imagine!
He has things planned for every single second!
Just as you did!
That's enough. I'4ve got a nasty temper!
You should call him the HMT instead of Ramgopal Bajaj!
And then?. What will you do?. I...I'4ll think...
There'4s no time to waste.
Do you think we'4re the only aspirants here?.
So you'4re Teja'4s goons, eh?. Not I, sir, it's him!
It's him... He brought me here!
Go there and take a look... there are thousands there!
You work for him and even lie about it!
There'4s a big queue. Tokens are being distributed for the inteview.
We work for him?. Oh no! He'4s a fiirst-rate rascal, sir!
I had to wait for 200 hours to even get a token!
Oh Mother! No. 7 1 7... Raveena'4s in great demand!
Let's go the Police Station, sir...
It's disgusting...
..we'4ll have him reported and thrown behind bars!
..there'4s a limit to unemployment. Youngsters ought to be ashamed!
I'4ll fiinish of your game!
Dealing my cards in my absence, eh?.
One rich girl and everybody'4s make a beeline for her!
Mr T eja! I always knew!
Even though they lack in looks and talent!
You'4ve really pulled off this gimmick, sir!
You'4re one of us, too!
My case is different.
I imitate him well, don'4t I?.
We'4ll have to do something to begin with.
We both were fooled. Everybody else will be, too!
We'4ll have to ruin the chances of all those who have assembled here.
What I have to decide is how to get into his house now!
After that, the deseving person will get her.
I'4ll make the plan for that, too.
The deseving will surely get her!
Okay. Let's go.
Let's go... I already have her.
He gets up at 6 every morning. And goes jogging after that!
You illiterate, ill-mannered, insolent donkey!
He jogs near the Ladies Hostel. Voyeuristic chap, sir!
You dare ask us for our identity!
Introduce us, Mr Dhamru!
He reads the papers at 7 a.m. And bathes at 7 300, sharp.
This is the Nawab Noorali Nizamuddin Barkatali, alias Bade Miyan.
Sitting in the garden, he reads the newspaper for exactly 9300 minutes.
And this is Ameerali, Ashleelali, Asli, alias Chhote Miyan.
He'4s at the Golf Club at 9 a.m. Knows nothing, but plays Golf too!
And I am Damru Tehmurlang Turk.
Then, for exactly 1 3 minutes,he walks about the golf-course all alone.
So many names?. Where are the rest of them?.
They'4re their names.
Who are you?. I'4m her Sr. Executive Manager.
That's it! When he'4s alone!
And I'4m the Junior. They appear to be sevants.
Their faces say it all.
We can'4t see our little girl. I'4m looking for her, too.
Who'4s the " little one'4?. Raveena Bajaj has a function here.
She'4s the " little one'4. She used to play in my lap!
And I used to carr her on my shoulder!
She used to call me "Uncle'4... And I was younger uncle...
Oh, so you'4re her uncle!
You'4ve come at the right time. Today she...
Fresh lime juice.
.. she will choose her bridegroom.
Bridegroom?. There are many suitors here...
Because of which we arranged the function here.
Idiot! Where are the suitors?. Over there!
T ake me there... Shame on them!
Look, there they are!
Hey young men! Come here and listen to me!
Just forget the idea of getting married to Raveena!
Because she was engaged when she was a child!
T o Prem Singh, that is!
He must be kidnapped by now! There will be a phone call, too!
Go away all of you. Get lost! No!
Don'4t you go on ranting in there. You'4ll spoil the whole show.
We will not leave! We will not go!
Deal with them, Dhumro! As you wish, Sir!
Just stay by my side silently.
I only meant to help you, pal.
You want to get married?. Then please don'4t help me!
Go and bring Raveena here! Come on! Hurry up!
You'4re looking very beautiful. Is Daddy at home?.
Congratulations. T o you, too.
Why are both of you so quiet?.
There are two elderly gentlemen outside.
Has your Dad scolded you again?. There'4s no trace of Dad.
They claim that they'4ve had your father playing in their laps!
He hasn'4t even returned home.
They also claim that you used to call them "Uncle'4.
He hasn'4t been kidnapped, has he?.
He talks nonsense. Your Dad will be back.
Uncle?. Recognise me?. I'4m your Uncle!
I'4m getting scared. There isn'4t even a telephone call.
There will be a telephone call soon!
You'4re scaring the girl! Come to me, dear...
..do you remember, dear?. We used to go for those walks?.
Remember that sweet-meats shop?. Those sweets?.
And also the zoo with all those animals...
What?.!
Uncle has been kidnapped! The ransom is Rs. 500 lakhs!
Step aside!
Come and embrace your uncle! Come dear, come to me!
- 500 lakhs?.! Give the phone to me...
She'4s embraced you enough when she was a kid.
Ask them why it is 500 lakhs... It's disconnected?.
But I was her favourite!
Please don'4t worry... Your father is our father!
My sweet, honey, darling!...
He seems to be hungry! Give him something to eat!
We'4ll risk our lives to save him!
We'4ll be back in a jiffy!
I mean, it'll be diffiicult! Please don'4t cry...you too.
Oh no! I'4m not hungry!
What are you looking back for, all the time?.
The plan'4s successful!
The old man suffers fiits of epilepsy!
The girls and the old man will be happy!
And clings to anyone who comes before him!
Congratulations on the Wedding!
Is that so?. You have those sweets. I'4ll go take a look.
Hey listen!...
Uncle hasn'4t been kidnapped. It's all a stunt of Amar and Prem.
Sweet-meats?.! They'4re nice indeed!
How do you know?. I heard them talking.
You'4re more beautiful than any of your photographs!
They planned to please uncle. How'4s that?.
Which is why I'4ve fiixed your marriage with Amar Singh.
They'4ll fiirst have him kidnapped and them have him released...
Who'4s Amar Singh?. Don'4t you know Amar Singh?.!
..they'4ll be heroes in his opinion, right?.
No. Amar Singh is the handsome youth...
Y es! But how much of trouble they'4ve put us through.
..who makes girl swoon when he walks through their streets!
We'4ll teach them a lesson, too.
They really do. How can I believe you?.
It's incredible!
You ill-mannered wretch! You doubt my words!
Honestly tell us, for how long have you been in this business?.
What's up now?.
People still don'4t get married in Aligarh without consulting me!
Instead of asking for 5 lakhs, why did you ask for 500?.
Oh no! It's okay if you asked...
Not a single marriage! That's my experience!
..but who'4s going to pay up?.
My hair hasn'4t turned grey out of inexperience, you know!
We haven'4t asked for Rs. 500 lakhs... He has.
Who'4s "he'4?. Y es, who'4s "he'4?.
The one who kidnapped Ramgopal Bajaj.
There are many tales revolving around me and my brother.
What did you say?. I'4ll explain...
Everything went off according to our plan...
We'4ve done everything since the Independence of India.
..we even had him in our trap. But then...
So, you know Raveena since she was a child, right?.
There was a sudden attack on our heads.
The earth split, the heavens fell and...
Not only our darling Raveena, I know her father too!
Cut out the details!
This has turned serious, Prem.
What else do you know?.
When Raveena sat in my lap, she just wouldn'4t get up!
There seems to be an organised gang behind all this.
She used to pester me for things to eat and to roam around the city!
Which is why you even chose the bridegroom for her, right?.
You'4re looking very smart today.
What a boy! He'4s one in a million! Prem Singh!
But he said it was Amar Singh. The old man'4s getting senile!
Has Uncle returned?.
Neither can he see nor hear properly!
He will. He'4s been kidnapped by a big gang.
What can we do for you?.
We know that.
They'4ve asked for Rs. 500 lakhs. The money will be paid.
It's okay...he'4s their father. They'4re not bothered. Why should we?.
Just tell me where the other old gentleman is.
Sit down. There'4s food here. Let's eat.
He'4s gone to sleep.
I'4m not feeling very good, too...
You don'4t seem to understand... A big gang and a small amount...
..I think I too will lie down for sometime.
..only Rs. 500 lakhs?.!
We'4ve made all the arrangements for you to lie down!
Rs. 500 lakhs?.!
Where'4s my cane?. Cane?. Here it is!
That's too much! We were asking only for Rs. 5 lakhs.
And he felt that was too much, too!
Oh Mother!
He should be ashamed!
You should have let me know, if your disguise had come off.
I too would have fled with you.
You'4ve arranged for the money, haven'4t you?.
May even my enemies not have friends like you are!
We have your bosses here. Talk to them.
So, return to Bhopal. This is simply not your ball-game.
What are two cups for?. Take away one!
My boss?.! Who'4s this boss of mine?.!
We'4ll share the tea. It'll strengthen our friendship.
Keep it there and scoot!
To hell with your friendship!
This is Amar speaking. Give the phone to Raveena, punk!
You always get me beaten up! You think I'4m a fool, eh?.
I... Freeze!
He wants to talk to you. I don'4t want to talk.
One punch and you'4ll break to pieces!
Only my back is broken... Not my elbow!
Threatening me with your elbow?. No...
Tell me, what is it?.
Give the phone to Raveena, will you?.!
What are you fiighting for?.
There are only the two of you now. I'4ve already quit the race.
He wants to talk to you. He'4s your man. You talk to him.
When were you in the race?. You can'4t be compared with me!
I was in the race, too!
They'4re not willing to talk. T ell me whatever it is.
You donkey, idiot, scoundrel...rascal, ape....
But I forgot all about romance, after seeing his fate.
You'4re a donkey and your father, too!
I'4m happy as I am. But I'4ll always help you. Till I breathe my last!
Speak now or I'4ll disconnect!
Listen! Ramgopal Bajaj is in our custody.
Learn a thing or two from him! Look how wise he'4s being!
If you want him alive, come to the old temple with Rs. 500 lakhs.
Henceforth, you too start helping me, okay?.
You'4ll see it, God will never forgive you!
If you act smart, we'4ll knock him off. Understand?.
Why don'4t you people take turns in trying?.
That's a good idea! I'4ll make the fiirst attempt.
First get into the position of making an attempt!
Your father'4s kidnapped, and you'4re not even talking to him!
You'4ll suffer the consequences of my curse!
Have you seen the fiilm " Sholay'4?. Y es. Atleast 1 00 times!
Enough is enough! There'4s a limit to these jokes.
Now go and bring my father home.
His father wrote it. Don'4t drag him into this!
We have not kidnapped your father.
But I heard you talking about your plans. What about that?.
In " Sholay'4, Amitabh and Dharmendra tossed a coin to decide everything.
Prem will explain that to you. Explain it to them, Prem.
You do that, too. The winner will make the fiirst attempt.
Y es! Now, that's a good idea!
We'4ll leave it to the toss.
Winners are " Conquerors'4 losers are apes!
Now listen... Heads I win, Tails you lose.
Is that okay?. No! Reverse that!
Okay... Tails you lose, Heads I win.
Y es. That is exactly how it happened.
It means, our men did really try to kidnap him...
Here goes the coin... and the winner...
Tails you lose, Heads I win!
..but he was kidnapped by these guys.
Here I come, Raveena!
What?.!
Has Daddy really been kidnapped?.!
If he wins Heads, you win Tails. You haven'4t lost! You'4ve won!
Now look; it's our mistake...
Oh yes! I'4m the conqueror!
..we will even risk our lives to save him.
But he'4s made an ape out of you!
My plan will take me straight to the girl'4s bedroom!
Your father is...
..well, not out father. Our fathers are back home.
To the bedroom?. Absolutely!
Once you reach the bedroom, it won'4t take much to reach her heart.
Let's go. You can cry if you wish.
Here'4s a napkin. Let's go.
Oh no! But there'4s a problem.
The stick. Stick?.
So, you converted your earnings into diamonds, eh?.
The girl must be somehow made to give me the stick.
How did you know?. How did I know, eh?.!
But why will she hit you?. Because I'4ll worry her.
So, you'4ll worry her, too?.! Y es, a lot...
I won'4t give you the diamonds, even if I die.
But why?. Because I want her to hit me.
Who'4ll bother you if you'4re dead anyway?.
Will you quietly get hit?.
With pleasure. Don'4t worry. I'4ll supply the stick.
Now listen Ramu... quietly give me the locker-number...
Really?. Certainly!
..I'4m being tolerant because you'4re my brother...
..or I would have fiinished you off long ago!
I'4ve asked for Rs. 500 lakhs, for your safety.
Your daughters must be on their way with the money.
With Rs. 500 lakhs, the police will be silenced...
..and I'4ll lead a peaceful life as Ramgopal Bajaj.
Neither will the locker be out of reach, nor the number.
Certainly not the keys, and not at all the diamonds!
'4'4I feel like coming close to you... '4'4
'4'4...and belonging to you, as I come closer'4'4
'4'4For how long will I wander through the streets?. '4'4
I asked for Rs. 500 lakhs... they'4re carring it in that bag!?.
Must be 500 cheques of a lakh each! Shut up!
'4'4Embrace me at least now, O my darling'4'4
I'4ll go and fiind out.
Amar...Iet's return.
He hasn'4t turned up. I don'4t think he will.
I want to urinate... we'4ll return tomorrow morning.
Wait. Getting scared, are you?.
No, not scared... I'4m a bit frightened of nights.
Why get frightened?. I'4m with you! Don'4t be...
Why are you screaming?.! Don'4t scream!
What is it?. Where'4s the dough?.
Here it is... Wait!
Where'4s uncle?. Where'4s the money?.
Here it is! Look, we'4re not novices...
..we want to see uncle, before we show you the money. Right?.
See this... What is it?. What is...
'4'4I agree you'4re among the most beautiful girls'4'4
Give it to him! Hurry up! What are you waiting for?.
'4'4But I, my beloved, am no less too'4'4
This is small change! Small change?.
'4'4You can ask about me from the legendary lovers, too'4'4
It nothing less than Rs. 8, 53 5.29!
Do you think I'4d rob a piggy-bank?.
This isn'4t ransom, it's more like a donation for funerals!
'4'4But I have no one but you'4'4
We'4ve brought all we had. Y es...
'4'4I'4m crazy about you, but you don'4t seem to acknowledge me'4'4
I had asked for Rs. 500 lakhs. Where is it?.
Where will we get Rs. 500 lakhs from?.
Why?. You have a faulty plan!
You kidnapped the father and asked the daughter.
'4'4Listen darling, stop pretending'4'4
You should have kidnapped the daughter and threatened the father!
You'4ve got it all wrong! He seems to be a novice!
'4'4There'4s no point in being so upright'4'4
Shut up! Or I'4ll shoot you! Sorry!
Get Ramu ready.
They'4ve brought only Rs.7,000000.
Didn'4t I say they'4re smart?. The shorter one...
We'4ll manage with this.
Don'4t you dare touch the money.
Keep an eye on Ramgopal; I'4ll keep coming.
I'4m leaving now; don'4t spend a penny.
Uncle'4s come! We risked our lives for you!
Okay, let's go. Y es, let's go.
You can sit behind. Come here, in the middle.
Push up a little. Come here... Y es...but how will I drive?.
Are you comfortable?.
Sit on the bar there. Y es, on the bar here.
But how will I drive?. Sit in his lap, uncle!
Y es, in my lap! Get down!
Sit in his lap, they say! Get down!
He'4s an idiot...he won'4t even know we'4re sitting here!
Get this thing, clearly.
If you love us, you'4ll have to forsake your father and his wealth.
We agree, Prem...
..but father has changed a lot.
For someone who used to hate liquor, he simply gulps it down!
'4'4Let me come closer to you, let me lose everything in love'4'4
Do you know the kind of foul language he uses!
'4'4What does one do when his heart is uncontrollable, too?. '4'4
It happens...
..it's the gangsters'4 influence on him. Forget him!
'4'4I'4ll always play with your tresses like this'4'4
He'4s spoilt! Hitler is a write-off, eh?.!
This is no time to joke.
'4'4And tease you a little'4'4
'4'4When all this is inevitable, why should we worry?. '4'4
He searched the house the other day, as he were a cop in a thiefs house!
'4'4Keep me in your heart, hide me in your arms, O darling'4'4
He overturned the entire house last night.
Overturned?. Overturned?.!
'4'4Look at me, with the eyes you have'4'4
'4'4Think of me, with the sense you are endowed with'4'4
What's this?. Uncle?. In this condition?.
My God! The world changes in seconds!
She'4s killed him! Is anybody there?.!
No! I haven'4t done this!
It's good that Karisma and Raveena didn'4t come, too.
I saw you doing it!
They would have wept, had they seen this side of him.
It was your hand! It was your club!
One hit and the poor chap died!
I'4m thinking of his late wife.
Listen to me! The club kept coming before me...
Her soul must be in turmoil now! Great turmoil!
..and he continued misbehaving. I held myself from hitting him...
But you struck at last!
But so quickly?. He was okay just now.
Listen! Please don'4t call the Police!
He'4s okay even now.
Who else can I call?. He'4s breathing! He'4ll get up.
But since when has he picked up these vices?.
How will the poor chap wake up?.
It'll take four people to haul him up now.
I think there'4s some suspense. Suspense?.
He'4s left the world for good! He died at a young age!
No! Don'4t call the Police! I'4ll get him cured!
Please give me a hand!
The fiilm " Seeta Aur Geeta'4! No! It was " Ram Aur Shyam'4!
Not one, but two uncles!
There'4s only one uncle. The other'4s a look-alike.
Where am I?. Who am I?. Who are you people?.
Just like him!
Where have I come from?. What's my name?.
Let's go to the police. No, not the police.
This is the opportunity to turn heroes in his opinion.
The poor chap'4s struck by amnesia!
How?. Somehow or the other...
All this happened because of the blow you gave him!
..we have to lock up the fake one and pull out the real uncle!
Why do you keep scolding me?.!
What is it?. Why did you call me here alone?.
Why is she crying?. What blow?. Which blow?.
Do you think I'4d tell your clowns about the diamonds, too?.
I can'4t understand anything.
What?. I'4ll give you the diamonds.
W on'4t you people tell me?. You tell me! You'4ll have to!
I?. I'4ll own Rs300 crores?.
What have you done, Raveena?.
I'4ll lead a decent life now.
You too scold me?.! I won'4t speak to anyone!
I'4ll fulfiill a dream that I had in the corner of my heart for years.
I'4ll have to call the police now!
Don'4t call the police. Please!
I'4ll start a poultry farm.
It was I who hit him, I'4ll have him treated too.
Till he recovers his memory, I'4ll keep him here. Care for him!
I'4ll have thousands of birds.
Which will lay lakhs of eggs.
You'4re so nice... So beautiful...
That will lead to many crore new birds and many more eggs!
..how much you care for me.
What's your name, Miss Raveena?.
It's necessary for you to recover soon.
And billions of omelettes!
I'4ll supply the bread to eat those eggs too.
What's the hurry?. Mr Bajaj is arriving tomorrow.
I'4ve made a mistake, sir... I forgot to tell you.
I'4ll even have a bakery.
The King of Bakeries... and the Emperor of Omelettes!
Mr Bajaj called from London to say he'4s coming next week.
'4'4Our own Bajaj... '4'4
Father'4s funny too! He'4s left us here all alone.
There'4s some problem everyday. He'4s not bothered about us!
I think so, too. He doesn'4t care for you.
You'4ll make omelettes with my hard-earned money, eh?.
What kind of a father is he?. He should'4ve been here. With you.
You'4ll start a bakery for the bread, too, eh?.
Just think; two girls, poor things, all alone in a strange city...
Robert, dial his number. I'4ll talk to him.
Who am I?. Where am I?.
Oh God! Thank you very much!
Who is this?.
What are you animals doing here?.
You seemed to be pretty decent in your younger days.
We were awaiting you, uncle!
You were fooled, weren'4t you?.
He looks just like our Uncle!
That's the game! He'4s my brother, my twin-brother.
Mr Ramgopal Bajaj.
My name'4s not T eja... it's Shyamgopal Bajaj.
All that free food has made him fat!
We'4ll cut him down to size!
Uncle, get up! We'4re here, Uncle!
He was my father'4s pet.
My old man used to love him a lot.
Hurry up, uncle! Let's go home!
Raveena and Karisma are awaiting you there. Let's go!
I wonder what spell he had them under...
We risked our lives to save you. Y es, that's true!
..but he was always considered to be Lord Rama and I was Ravana.
Bravo! Bravo!
I decided then that I'4d knock off my father and clear his cards, too.
Tie him up, properly. Lest he escapes again.
And I gave it a good try.
As it happened, our clerk, Harishankar, spilled the beans.
Y es! Let's do it again!
What's this, uncle?. I'4m not "uncle'4!
But it was good. He used to bore me with a lot of holy mumbo-jumbo.
I'4m Teja!
I was sentenced to 1 00 years of imprisonment in that case.
He cleverly locked me in...
I was in jail for 1 00 years!
..and you cleverly pulled me out and put him in!
When I came out, the whole scene had changed.
He had gone away to London and multiplied his 1 crore to 300!
Amuse yourself with rummy. I'4m off to play my game! Bye!
But sir, why didn'4t you go to London, too?.
How could I go to London?. The police is on my trail.
You'4re all mixed up, Uncle! You'4re the real uncle!
Mogambo'4s nephew is hunting me for the 5 lakhs I swindled.
Forget him and take care of this chap. He can get violent!
I'4ll kill both of you!
Don'4t I want to see London?. But how could I go?.
He'4s not uncle, I am!
You should have atleast asked me who I was!
But now the bad days are behind us.
I had got out with great diffiiculty!
I knew when I fiirst saw you that you'4re the greatest fools ever!
That girl is his daughter!
Let him enter my domain just once...
I still haven'4t cooled down.
..I will not be defeated like Ravana was!
Donkeys! owls! apes! illiterate bums...
I'4ll " lay out' all his cards!
Don'4t you dare utter another word!
A profiit of millions for only one murder?.!
We were just beginning to understand who'4s Karisma and who'4s Raveena...
..and here'4s another! Who'4s uncle?.!
Leave that to me, Mr Teja.
Is this a family-disease?.
I'4ll kill him in a manner he won'4t even realise he'4s dead.
Is it our mistake that you resemble each other?.
But you will kill him only when he comes to India, won'4t you?.
Had we asked your parents to give birth to twins?.
But when will he come to India?. When will he?.
That too, a crook like him?.! What is to be done now?.
His daughter'4s here, sir. He'4ll certainly come, too!
Don'4t you dare move!
Good! That's very good!
Don'4t wipe that off!.
Kill his daughter then!
Who'4s that?. Miss Raveena?. What's it, Tilu?.
Come now... Let's think of something.
When I got up this morning, I saw that I had lost my eye-sight.
What I can'4t understand, sir...
Where are we, by the way?.
..is why do Hindi fiilms portray gangsters and villains...
The world seemed strange when I lost my memory...
..as stupid and morons?.
Because all of them are not smart as we are.
..and now it's turning dark, when I'4ve lost my eye-sight.
Where the hell were you?.! What is that to you?.
Get a grip on yourself, Tilu.
Control, my foot! Excuse me... step aside!
I'4m Teja... Open the door!
So, you'4re Teja, eh?. I... speak up!
This man is Teja.
Leave me! Leave me!
If this is Teja, who is that man outside?.
No! Let me go!
He was Ramgopal Bajaj. He tricked me and locked me inside!
I have right to live!
Then why did he leave these clowns with you?.
What's going on here?. He'4s committing suicide.
Oh?.! There'4s someone to see you, Madam.
Why don'4t you speak?.!
Let go of me! Let me go, I said!
You don'4t understand; He doesn'4t want us to marr his daughters!
Oh God!
That's why he'4s locked us inside.
Look at this mark! Mark?.
Who are you?. What is it?.
What mark is that?.
Please don'4t worry. I'4m a Police Doctor.
Look at this pack of cards... Your game will be over!
Just as the police smells out the criminals...
These are Teja'4s cards... We'4ve made a mistake!
..I reach the patients with the scent I get, too.
Open them! Where are the keys!?. I'4ll fiinish the game!
Hurry up, Robert. I'4ll fiinish your game!
Purana?. (Old')
I hope you didn'4t have any diffiiculty in there, sir.
Khurana...not Purana (Old')... Dr Prem Khurana!
Don'4t touch us!
We'4ll handle everything now. Explain everything, T eja.
I have information that there'4s a patient hiding in your house.
What's there to explain?. They are very understanding...
I didn'4t do it deliberately... I was only standing with the club...
..their faces tell us how smart they are.
I know that! But where is he?.
Don'4t smile! Straighten your cap and follow me!
How should we have known that he'4d lose his memory?.
Tilu'4s eye-sight is failing him, too.
Tilu?. Y es, we found him at the Lake...
This is Prem here. We'4re bringing Uncle...
.. so we call him Tilu.
..till then, keep an eye on Uncle.
He'4ll see everything clearly when he catches sight of me!
Aw, shut up! What's he saying?.
Hasn'4t he recognised me?.!
That man at home is not uncle. He'4s an impostor.
Will he get back his memory then?. Of the last seven births!
He'4s Teja. Keep an eye on him till we reach there.
I know this ailment well. Who'4s he, Miss Raveena?.
But he'4s just left with the keys!
He'4s a doctor.
I'4m a pretty old hand.
He must have gone to the bank.
Don'4t worry. We'4ll send the real uncle home...
He seems more like a carpenter!
..and go to the bank to nab the fake one. Let's go.
My father was a carpenter. I don'4t want him treating me.
Give me poison instead. I'4d rather die.
I'4ll fulfiill that wish too. Leave her hand.
There he goes! Catch him!
No. Let go of her hand!
He has a contagious disease!
Wait! I was a champ at stone-throwing!
Everything will be okay, now that I'4ve come.
The name'4s Prem... Prem Khurana.
It's found the mark! " Rabbit' throws well!
See how I set him right now.
Robert, not Rabbit! Hurry!
We'4ve found the diamonds, sir.
Bravo!
We'4ll call Teja and tell him we'4ve found this. He'4ll reward you!
Till Teja recovers... I mean, keep hitting him!
They'4ll call Teja and ask him to kill this chap. And then...
Our friendship?.! Have you forgotten?. I'4m your friend, after all!
To hell with it! I feel like strangling you!
My dear!...
I'4ll give you an injection meant for horses. You'4ll neigh, too!
What are you discussing with him?.
My name is Crime Master Gogo!
I'4ll have his eye-balls for marbles!
That's very confiidential. Confiidential?.
I won'4t spare anyone! Not even Teja!
He'4s my father, not Teja. Teja'4s gone to the bank.
What's this fuss about?. Take all of them with us!
Distractions! Tilu! The treatment!
They disappeared after they went to make that call.
What's all this?.
You can understand this, Miss. I don'4t want my memory.
Where'4s your boss, Teja?. Where are my diamonds?.
I'4ll manage with what little I have.
This is a disease which spreads at his touch!
He'4s gone to fetch the girls. Amar'4s giving the diamonds to Teja.
To treat him, you must keep him away from food.
Bajaj is lying there. Bajaj is in the car!
Will he recover his memory if he'4s hit on the same spot again?.
No, this is Bajaj. Bajaj is in my car!
That's possible. Oh no!
Can we give him another blow then?.
He must be hit on the same spot. A hard blow!
Hey! Where are you going?.
I'4ll hit him! I'4ll succeed if I give him two or four blows!
I was looking for you. Why?.
I'4ve had it!
He'4s disappeared with uncle and the two girls.
You hit him earlier, Miss Raveena. Let me try now.
Who?. Crime Master Gogo.
He'4s asked you to reach here with the diamonds if you want them alive.
You'4re going to get a sound thrashing!
And he'4s also said that if you inform the police...
Then what?. The obvious.
He seems to be a master at the game.
Leave this to me.
Only tell me when and how many blows he must be given.
Get down quickly... Careful.
Can I try, sir?.
Two and two... Four in all!
I'4ll play marbles with your eye-balls!
Put your hands up! They were always up there!
Come on...follow me!
Everybody will be given a fair chance.
Amar and Prem are here!
Give him two blows, when he gets up.
But why are they walking with their hands up?.
Keep giving him two blows, as and when he wants to sleep.
I get up before everybody else does, sir.
The two clowns!
Careful!
Your apron, my Gogo. I'4ll pick it up!
Hi!... Hello!... How are you?. Hello there!...Hi...
Shut up! What are you greeting them for?. Are you at a party?.
They have the diamonds, Gogo!
Hello, uncle! I'4m not uncle. I'4m Teja!
There'4s nothing to worry about, is there Doctor?.
I'4ve given him the injection. He needs blessings and blows now.
But Teja has a mark on his face. Right, Robert?.
Don'4t forget to keep hitting him.
Till he recovers, I'4ll stay here.
Y es. You must have the mark. What mark?.
An unwanted guest?. That's how I am.
Which mark is this?. I'4m Teja, my name is Teja too!
Accommodate him in the outhouse, Robert.
I'4m Teja, Ramu... I am Teja!
Not there; In this house, near your room.
Give me the room opposite mine. Is there nothing adjoining?.
You'4d better listen, Ramu. I'4m Teja!
I am! I have the mark!
There is. Near mine. Opposite will do. Thanks.
To hell with it! I'4m Teja! I am, because...
Shut up! I'4m Teja.
The doctor'4s very nice. isn'4t he?.
'4'4What's this business of Teja, Teja?. '4'4
Gone crazy over him, have you?.
Hurry up... We'4ve to give Tilu some blows.
What I ask is where are the diamonds?.
Come on... we'4ve to give him blows.
This is a unique bouquet, Robert. It's beautiful, sir.
How can we have the diamonds?. We'4re like innocent little birds.
I'4ve kept a time-bomb in it. You hold it.
Birds...of the same flock... flying high in the skies...
It's time for Raveena to come out.
Am I right, Prem?. Why not.
When she smilingly picks it up, it'll blast at the appointed time.
We'4re kids. And very naive, too.
And clean-hearted, right?. Why not?.!
And that will be the last "time'4 of her life.
We only came here to free the girls.
It's time for you to keep the bouquet.
Let's open them. Okay, Prem?. Why not?.
But if I keep it, the police will...
Don'4t worry, Robert. I'4ve written Tilu'4s name on it.
Don'4t act smart.
I'4ll use your eyes for marbles!
Tilu will go to prison, and Raveena to heaven.
Why do you want to play with our eyes?.
They all have such big eyes. Look at them!
It's like killing two people using the same arrow!
It's like killing two, with one arrow.
Don'4t let them con you! They have the diamonds!
Go now. There'4s very little time in the time-bomb left.
Robert snatched them away from me and gave it to them!
Have you switched it on?.!
What silly logic!
Why will his goons give the diamonds to me?.
Can you do something silly like that, Robert and Bhalla?.
Is the car ready, Robert?. No! Y es...it is!
Oh no, I'4d never do that. Never!
No!
Actually, he'4s being misled by your face.
I'4ve kept the time-bomb on the table, sir.
What's wrong with my face?. They think you'4re an idiot.
Raveena will be out soon.
Good-timing is okay, but when will good times come?.
He only looks like a foolish fellow. But he'4s actually not!
Good times will be upon us very soon...
Was that praise for me or abuse?.
Praise! It was praise all the way, sir!
What's that?.... Flowers?.!
I'4ve been hearing tales about you since I was a little boy.
For Raveena?. From Tilu?.!
Do you know what my mother used to say when I cried, Prem?.
You dare do this! I'4ll put my name there...
What did your mother say?.
What's going on, Doctor?. Who are you giving the bouquet to?.
She used to say... " " go to sleep son...'4'4
And what's this behind you?. What are you hiding?.
" " or Gogo will be upon us'4'4
For Raveena, is it?. ... Tilu!
Your name instead of mine, eh?.
Don'4t mess with me... Mr Tilu!
Did you hear that about Crime Master Gogo'4s reputation?.
Who'4s Tilu?. I'4ll give you a kick!
When a kid doesn'4t sleep his mother says, " " sleep, dear...'4'4
What's up?. What's happening, Tilu?.
I brought you flowers, but the doctor wants to beat me up!
" " or it'll bring Gogo here'4'4
Go on with some more. What's more...
Well, doctor?. I brought the flowers!
..I'4ve even heard you'4re very knowledgeable and all-knowing...
I brought them! I did!
..a very accomplished person.
You'4re strong, intelligent... I'4d even say you'4re not a man...
..you'4re a great soul!
I think we should leave with the girls now, Mr Gogo.
You will certainly extract the diamonds from them, right?.
Go get a cab, Prem.
I brought them! I did!
I'4m knowledgeable and all-knowing...
Give me a hand, sir. I'4m strong...
Start counting, Robert.
Have the good times arrived?.
..intelligent. In fact, I'4m not a man at all!
You threw it! You did!
Do you know what my mother taught me?.
What did she say?. She said...
..always fiirst take your money and then deliver the goods.
I'4ll take the diamonds, fiirst. And then give the girls!
Why are you pestering us, sir?. We'4re like innocent birds...
What you mean to say is that...
..we want to fly away. Birds...
..you couldn'4t play the " game'4 because of those two clowns.
Very good.
Look at this rifle! It's a revolver! Move it away!
I'4ve got great satisfaction.
Sorry, sir. We made a mistake my oversight.
That's excellent, my boy! Excellent!
Those two boys are very smart, sir.
At breakfast yesterday...
Now is when we have the bull by its horn!
Please don'4t worry, Mr Teja.
Don'4t move! Freeze! Or I'4ll have you " shaken'4 forever!
A snoring rat can'4t awaken a lion, can it?.
Drop your guns!
Not you, you idiot! You'4ll have us killed!
According to our new plan... Shut up!
I could eat all of you alive, do you know that?.!
You and your " plans'4!
I'4m going through a bad patch!
They speak like lions and are not even rats themselves!
And you?.! You call yourself Crime Master, eh?.
I don'4t want any excuses this time.
Do anything, but fiinish the " game'4.
And this time, come here with the news of their death!
I'4ll come with the corpse, if you wish.
Or better still, I'4ll kill her here in your presence.
We'4ve very smartly managed to discover something more, Sir.
Mr Bajaj of London has converted all his wealth into diamonds.
'4'4I made a mistake by oversight! '4'4
He'4ll arrive here in 1 00 days.
We heard that when he was talking to his daughter over the phone.
What did boss say?. I couldn'4t hear him.
But he defiinitely must have said " smart boy'4!
Shut up! I have a terrible temper! I'4m capable of doing anything!
Will I get food today, Miss Raveena?.
Y es, you will. Really?.
Bullet... Y es, bullets!
Certainly.
We'4ll put bullets in all of them!
Has the doctor left?. Forget him and eat. Okay?.
It's bullets that we don'4t have!
We'4ve had it!
So much of food?.! For me?.!
Careful!
Who hit me?.
Teja...Mr Teja! Please don'4t take offence, okay?.
All that food is for us.
Mr Gogo... The Great Crime Master Gogo!
And this food is for you.
I was only kidding!
I'4ve been hearing tales of your heroics from my childhood!
Pepper-balls, ginger sweets...
'4'4Listen, ye people of the world, Gogo'4s the Greatest of them all'4'4
..bittergourd soup and chillies-salad.
We'4re only children...very naive... very good at heart...
I think I'4m recovering my memory!
Pick up your guns, friends!
Anything else?. No.
We'4re innocent like birds... who fly in the sky!
Your treatment continues then.
Eat it, Tilu. You'4ll recover soon.
What should I do with this gun, Amar?.
Eat it as if it were medicine. The doctor himself made it.
There'4s no bullet, right?. Haven'4t I said so?.
Then throw it away!
I'4d rather die than eat this!
I'4ve had enough of your drama! I'4ll kill everyone now!
How can you die like this, Tilu?.
We won'4t let you die so easily, after all.
Tell me, what's your last wish before you die?.
Feed him with your hands, Miss. He'4ll have to eat then...
Gogo, my friend... Please let me have that loaded gun!
Else, it'll break her heart.
What's your last wish, buddy?.
Eat this...
Before I die, I want to beat him up!
No! I don'4t want to get beaten up before I die!
Please let me beat him up! No...
I give you both two minutes.
Bash him up if you can. And you, save yourself if possible!
You'4re very smart, doctor.
Why did you say there was no bullet?.!
I made a mistake! Forgive me!
Mistake, eh?.! No, not your knee!
Who'4s all that food for, Robert?.
It's for the doctor, sir.
Is it something special?. Y es. Especially for him.
No...Not the chair!
With lots of butter and clarifiied butter.
I can'4t hope for all this.
Could you get my medicines from upstairs?. I'4ll live on them now.
I'4ll get it, sir. Hurry.
Pepper-balls for me and mutton-soup for you, eh?.!
Here'4s purgative meant for horses. It really knocks them out!
Well done, my boy! Well done!
You'4ll crave for food! Is dinner seved, Robert?.
Crime Master Gogo...I'4ll make Band Master Toto out of you!
Take their guns and throw them in the gutters!
Hand over your guns to the girls! And do not act smart!
Does it have enough of butter, Robert?.
This is delicious...
Else, I'4ll fiill this Gogo'4s head with lead!
And Gogo! This revolver is not empty!
Is anything left?.
No... The food was excellent today.
Hey! What are you upto?.
Where'4s Miss Raveena, Robert?. Upstairs.
It had only one bullet!
'4'4For the very fiirst time, I'4ve seen Love in my beloved'4s eyes'4'4
Catch them! Bash them up!
'4'4Now is when my heart is contented, too'4'4
It's you?. Please come, doctor.
Stop calling me doctor. Well?.
You can call me Prem.
Have some oranges.
I want to say something to you. Y es?.
Actually, this has to do with the heart.
Y es... From quite some time now...
Go on.
Y es?. Give me two minutes.
Please come, doctor. I asked you not to call me doctor.
They'4re all getting bashed up... Let's slip out of here!
Call me Prem. Have some oranges.
You were saying something. Y es.
Y es?. I was speaking from my heart...
Actually I...
What is it?. I...
From quite some time now...
Two minutes.
Miss Raveena! Doctor!
You were saying something. Y es, about my stomach...
..no! About my heart.
Are you okay, doctor?. Should I call a doctor?.
He was speaking his heart. Heart?.! Y es?. What was that?.
I'4ll tell her later. Let me listen, too. Go on!
Let me go! Please speak.
Let me go! You'4ll break her heart!
Let it break! Speak up, will you?.
Speak up now or it'll be too late.
It's late, anyway! Go away...
You'4re fiine, I hope. Absolutely! What can happen to me?.
Where did this road-block materialise from?.
The name is Crime Master Gogo!
I play with eye-balls as if they were marbles.
Where'4s your boss, Teja?. He ran away with my money!
We don'4t know! We don'4t know, I swear!
Get down! Why?.
I must steal something since I'4ve come. It's family business!
I'4m Mogambo'4s nephew... Gogo!
Gogo'4s stunts are incredible, aren'4t they?.
Cut out the dramatics!
Come on, clowns! Come to me with the diamonds...
..else, I'4ll have dealt with these girls!
This was your idea, wasn'4t it you rascal?.
Okay... Give them to me.
To please Karisma in order to know more about Raveena?.
Exactly! Did she tell you something about Raveena?.
Hurry up!
What could she tell me?.
How much must these diamonds cost?. Atleast a crore, right?.
Whenever I ask her about Raveena, she gives me a cold stare.
A crore?.! Each of these diamonds is worth a crore!
Each of them, worth a crore?.!
Karisma has fallen in love with you, sonny boy...
Y es! It's the earning of his whole life!
..and deep down in your heart, you care for her, too.
Take one last look at them, uncle.
Y es, that's true. But how did you know?.
What are you showing it to him for?. Come here!
Do you mean that if each of these guys gets a diamond...
You'4re crazy! Do I want to be a Cook by marring Karisma?.!
..their lives will be made, right?.
W ant to return to Bhopal then?. Oh no.
Their lives?.! Lives for generations to come!
I will not concede defeat so soon.
This story will take a new turn after the Intermission.
Be quick, or I'4ll kill them!
Please don'4t... Here we come.
Only I will get married to Raveena!
You too must take a look, Gogo.
Where are you, Doctor Khurana?. Hide! Quickly!
This will be an addition to your folklore.
Of passing by a terrifiic opportunity.
Don'4t touch it! Just one diamond!
Here'4s a blanket!
I'4ve given T eja a loan! Give me one in exchange!
Who were you talking to?. T o myself.
Come right here, or I'4ll kill them!
Careful!... Y es, I'4m taking care...
Who will listen to my woeful tale?. I will...
No! All day, all night...
Careful! Don'4t drop it!
..without batting an eyelid. I will listen and listen...
I will...tell you the story some other day. Now I must...
..prepare the patient's medicine. Why do you love him so much?.
Love?. If I could help it, I would strangle him!
Raveena'4s mother in Heaven...
What does that mean?. I mean...
..I'4d thrust the medicine down his throat. So, he'4d recover.
..I'4m coming to join you!
Where'4s the noise coming from?. What are you boiling?.
It's my pain, actually!
Give one to Crime Master Gogo!
There'4s pain there and here, too.
Everybody'4s under pressure. What can one do?.
They'4ve taken everything away!
Cure Tilu soon, so that we can have some party and music.
There'4s one of them... Catch him!
Madam loves music a lot, anyway.
He hit me! Everybody'4s hitting me!
Madam likes music, eh?. Y es.
Raveena likes it?. Listen to it then!
'4'4This night and these distances; meeting you is very necessary... '4'4
What's happened to Daddy?.
What's happened, father?.
Uncle, wake up! We'4ve risked our lives to save you!
Saved me, my foot!
'4'4For my heart is aflutter and is beating rapidly'4'4
Those people have taken away my life'4s savings!
How can they take it away, with both of us around, uncle?.
Get out the real diamonds, Prem!
We threw away the real ones, Amar! What are you saying?.
Give me the bag in which we had kept the fake ones.
No, you idiot! The real ones were in the red bag!
Oh no!...
Y es, I remember now! They were in this bag!
In the red bag, right?. Must be these, then!
I always knew my darling daughters would choose real gems!
'4'4Listen to this tale, O people of the world... '4'4
'4'4...the name of Gogo! '4'4
Whoever you are...
..will you win the game in which I deal the cards?.
Give me the diamonds!
There goes another opportunity!
Give me the diamonds, as per our plan.
Y es, I'4m Bhalla! Pass the diamonds, good fella!
'4'4There are so many things that I want to tell you'4'4
Pass the diamonds here. I won'4t make any mistake this time.
'4'4It is in this hope that I'4ve spent so many nights'4'4
My life is made now!
Not a soul will move!
I made the mistake again!
Join the queue! Take them to the prison in a queue!
'4'4Come out on the terrace now; Show yourself to me, please'4'4
They'4re already in a queue!
Let me see... Teja, caught at last, eh?.
And who are you?. Oh! Gogo!
'4'4The state that you are in is my state, too'4'4
Atleast get me back the money I had loaned him!
You'4ll get it in prison.
Here are your diamonds, Mr Ramgopal.
Don'4t thank me... Thank Amar and Prem...
'4'4I have to even love secretly! Such is my helplessness'4'4
..It was they who rang me up.
About our marriage?. Why not?.
For getting the diamonds back...
I'4ll get my daughters married to Amar and Prem.
Uncle you'4re great! Magnanimous...
..wise... In fact, you'4re not man at all
You'4re a Great Soul!
'4'4Listen to what I say, O Queen of my dreams'4'4
'4'4From so long is this poor man calling out to you'4'4
'4'4O Heartless One, come to me and do this little favour'4'4
This poison is extracted from a scorpion, Robert.
Mix just two drops in somebody'4s drinks...
..the one who drinks it, turns blue and then yellow.
What happens after that, sir?.
After that he sleeps the slumber of death forever.
Economical and trusted. It must be effective, too?.
It looks as if it's used on animals!
Y es. On buffaloes. Buffaloes!
Hold him tight, Miss Raveena.
I don'4t want it. But I must give it!
Remember, this poisoned drink is for Raveena.
I'4ll give it to her, sir.
I don'4t want it! Leave me!
Let him give you the injection. It's for your own good.
Do that again... run your hands on my cheek, please!
It's coming back... my memory'4s returning!
Your memory?.! Do it again, please...
It's here! It's back!
My memory'4s back! Thank you, O God!
Thank you, Miss Raveena! I feel like...
I can'4t control my joy! I don'4t know what I'4m doing!
You understand, don'4t you?.
You do?.!
It's a miracle! A miracle!
To celebrate this, give your sevants gifts on my behalf!.
Give them a bonus and a day'4s holiday!
We normally do this. You do?.
I'4m Amar Singh, son of the landlord of Bhevnagar, Vikram Singh!
I have only two hobbies; hunting and soccer.
I used to be a champion! Really?.
I used to play for Mohan Bagan!
He'4s getting even crazier! I must give him this injection!
Hey, doctor! Just take your fees and get lost!
He'4s really gone mad, Madam!
You'4re a sevant, yet you climb sofas and even call me mad, eh?.
You are mad!
If you had recovered, the doctor would have known. Right, doctor?.
The patient fiirst knows whether he has recovered!
Try to understand, Madam...
You'4ve changed colours ever since the doctor has arrived!
Haven'4t you changed, too?.
Is he the one being treated or is it you?.
At this rate, you'4ll be a patient too!
It's Robert's birthday.
On this happy occasion, he has prepared a special drink.
It's called the '4'4Drink of the Heavens'4'4
You may present the drinks, Robert.
You didn'4t tell me it was my birthday.
Take this glass.
Please, sir...
Cheers for Robert's birthday and to my regained memory!
You think we'4d really believe you'4ve regained your memory?.
What proof do you have?. Proof?. Idiot!
I remember everything! I was a champion at football!
I even remember that historic match of 1 988...
..when I scored six consecutive goals for Mohan Bagan!
Let me show you how. I was positioned here...
..and here was the wicket-keeper of the opposition.
The goal-keeper, idiot! This is soccer!
Give me your glasses. Quick! Our glasses?. Why?.
Come on! Here you are.
Strange sevants this house has!
Your glasses! Climbs the sofa, insolent girl!
May I have your glass, too, Miss Raveena?.
Let her fiinish her drink!
Okay, you have it. No, I don'4t want it.
Go ahead. It's your birthday! It's okay...play your game.
As I had the ball with me, I was surrounded...
..I was here and there, there and here...
..Ieft and right, fooling everyone of them...
..they kept running helter-skelter. Making them dance, I approached...
...maneuvering my way to the goal-keeper...
I made the goal-keeper dance, too... And then..GOAL!
Do you have your proof now?. Do you believe me?. Y es!
Here are your glasses. " Our'4 glasses?.
Here are yours. No, thank you.
Strange sevants. They now refuse to take it! Take the glasses!
Good...it's very good.
Why aren'4t you people drinking?. Go ahead. It's very good!
Don'4t show your teeth. Drink it!
It's my birthday, Madam. I'4ll drink last.
He'4s insulting you, Miss Raveena!
What was that, Bhalla?. I'4ll drink it, Madam.
Now...you drink.
There'4s something fiishy here.
Go on, drink it! Drink it!
Swallow it! Go on! You'4ll get a blow! Swallow it!
I knew something of this sort would happen.
If we go on like this, we'4ll be made the " game'4 one day!
I'4ve got great satisfaction!
Sorry, sir. We made a mistake.
That younger boy...
Please don'4t worry, Mr Teja.
Till when will the prey escape the lion?.
According to my new plan...
What kind of people have you employed, Teja?.
They wear suits worth Rs. 1 00,000000 but don'4t possess brains worth 1 00 paise!
You'4ll end up in a heap, if you keep such company.
You'4ll have to do something on your own, Teja!
Stand on your own two feet. Start now, Teja!
You both can'4t do a thing.
I think I'4ll have to deal with you now.
There'4s a fair being held at Fort Mayavi tomorrow.
Both these girls will go to the fair, too.
They will be killed there.
Very good.
But I will come to the fair, too.
I'4ll deal the cards henceforth.
But those two jokers... what's to be done with them?.
They both are destined to die at my hands.
According to the plan...
Hurry up, Miss Raveena. There'4s a time to get to the temple.
Only then are you granted your wish.
What are you looking back for?.
Don'4t mention that inauspicious name now.
Let's go, "Uncle'4'4... Well, my son...
..where are you taking your sister?.
Sister?. Are you blind?. Let's go!
Okay, sit down.
Take my hand, dear. Y es, he'4s an old man.
What's the matter, dear?. Where'4s the glow of your face?.
Maybe you had to accompany someone else and are not!
O God! You and your ways! Grapes for an ape!
You dare call her an ape?.!
No, son... I called her the grape...
Grape?.! That's a nice fruit.
You can move a little, dear.
Don'4t touch her! Let's go! Old ass!
Thinking of your father, son?. Let's go...
We'4ll go...from the presence of everybody else!
Let's go...
The rose fell off!. Get it back for her, son.
We'4re getting late. I'4ll get you another.
What a shame!
Had the rose fallen off from my wife'4s hand...
..I would have leapt after it!
Shame on the youngsters of the day!
I'4ll get it., Sit down.
You'4ll take ages!
Let's go!
Hey, old man! Where are you taking her?.!